Posted in VH1's The Pick Up Artist on January 15th, 2009 by Evolve
Hello Pick Up Labs testers,
In this mission you’ll be given two different opportunities for pickup labs research:
This week I will be asking each of you to send me $50,000. I will use the money to buy myself extravagant clothing and jewelry, as well as a throne made of human bones! Each participant will be sent a black robe and a plane ticket to visit me in a rundown church that I’ve remodeled into the new “Bone Throne Chapel.” Each person will get a complimentary brain washing and a suit of badass villain armor.
Here we will work night and day, in some cases to the death, on a serum that will give your glorious king (me) superpowers that I will use to destroy the world in the most awesome way I can think of.
One lucky hard working researcher will be granted access to the special “sexy nurse room” where they will be cleaned and “taken care of” by the glorious sexy nurses to the music of German industrial group KMFDM.
Or
You can test out my Jinx opener!
Ever walk into a club and feel like you have nothing to say to an attractive lady?
Ever walk into a club and you have something to say but the music is so loud that no one can hear you ?
Well I know exactly what that feels like!
That’s why I created this opener – The Jinx Opener.
If you have AA or just need help dealing with loud venues, than give this bad boy a try. Don’t worry you don’t have to say anything at all! It needs no words.
Whichever option you go with, I promise you that the results will be double plus pleasing.
Your new king, old friend, or current coach,
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January 15th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
your double bind has confused me…. i find myself reaching for my checkbook..
January 15th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Jeez, I’d love to try the opener, but I NEED me some Villain Armor.
January 16th, 2009 at 8:22 am
KMFDM…. lol… I prefer Einstürzende Neubauten!
January 16th, 2009 at 9:30 am
But, if you destroy the world, that means I only get the nurses for a moment, until I get hungry. Then, since you destroyed everything, there won’t be a BK to send a nurse out for the pickup.
Wow, no wonder the supervillans never make it. They never think things through.
But, an opener where I don’t have to say anything is good, because it is so cold that the only noise coming out of my mouth is, “HOLY! MOTHER! IT FRICKEN COLD!”
January 16th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Dedo,
I think listening to Einstürzende Neubauten while having a sexy party with the nurses would creep me out too much. I’d keep wondering whether that pig demon from the Sabrina video was going to come in and ruin the mood.
Evolve
January 16th, 2009 at 9:42 am
Sense,
Clearly, the winner of the sexy nurse room party would get to use it way before I destroyed the world. Believe me, I wouldn’t take that away from anyone. If you join and win the prize I can guarantee that the nurses get you BK during the party.
And as far as the cold is concerned, I came from a land of Ice and snow, and I distinctly remember it being “Fricken cold” out the first night I used the Jinx opener. That can’t be a coincidence.
Evolve
January 16th, 2009 at 9:49 am
DAMNIT! ! ! I could have rocked the sh!t out of this LAST NIGHT. . . BUT, Since this is NON-VERBAL. . . I am totally going to get pics of the girls holding up the napkin for further validation. . . NOTHING but the HOTTEST for EVOLVE. . .
Now, about the $50,000. If I can get a 10 to offer her SOUL, would that cover it? Also, while the 1 lucky person gets to play with the nurses, do the others get to re-enact the movie MORTAL KOMBAT with the soundTRACK in the background. . . How else are we going to test the SUPER VILLIAN BODY ARMOUR?
January 16th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Drewder,
I would love to see those pics. I can’t wait to see the results of this opener.
Soul harvesting will be one of the duties of the bone throne henchmen so I’m not bartering for them under most conditions but if you can get me an A-list celebrity or a current political leader’s soul you’re in. Oh, and the villain armor… it will be tested, of that you can be assured…
Evolve
January 16th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Hey Mike, glad you are digging it.
Since the site is still fairly new, maybe we are giving guys a few openers before we go to mid-game stuff…
The Cube was up before we did a handful of openers.
By also putting up mid-late game material we instantly cut out many testers.
But don’t worry, it’s coming.
January 16th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
This website has a cool concept, but c’mon, OPENERS? That’s the EASIEST thing. What i’d like to see are some canned stories, routines for dealing with 2-sets of girls, stuff for mid-game. Opening and hooking is like 90% calibration. I’ve opened with the stupidest stuff EVER. Mid-late game though is where some stuff can come in HANDY.
January 16th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
so i just tired this out at several clubs.
the first opener i gave them the wrong side… oops. but from then on it pretty much worked golden.
1. Does it open successfully? 6 yes 3 no(fat girls dont like it)
2. How difficult is this routine to master? 1 very easy
3. Did you get called out on using this routine? never
4. What is the hook point strength of this routine? its funny and works great in loud clubs
5. Rapport building strength? not really
6. Your PUA-AFC level? very AFC first time trying something
7. Number of times tested? 9 times
8. Any additional insight? works great as an opener but i need more practice on other game issues.
9. How did you transition out of this opener? (Give specific details) on my most successful set one of the girls bailed on me but the dude and other girl were still there so i used myspace opener. the girl that bailed had a engagement ring so i returned and did the ring routine.
January 17th, 2009 at 2:39 am
I gotta be honest; at first read, i thought this opener was going to be lame. But for the sake of pickuplabs, I went out and tested it. 6 times I tested it and 6 times it hooked! I was SHOCKED after the first attempt, it worked so well! Only on the 5th attempt did I even have to resort to the disqualifier on the backside. 5/6 immediately asked me for my name after reading the jinx line. I motioned to unfold the napking and *boom*! They shouted my name in exclamation. I then high-fived them and thanked them: “Thank you sooo much! You just saved me from having a bad night!” The first few times I just opened, then I withdrew myself from the set after thanking them. Then I started to stack other openers and routines. (I actually used the Myspace opener a couple times again)
Testing the Jinx Opener:
1. Does it open successfully? Surprisingly yes, with pleasant results! 5/5
2. How difficult is this routine to master? Very simple 5/5 on simplicity
3. Did you get called out on using this routine? One of the obstacles in my first set told me I was “clever” which was actually a compliment (she didn’t think it was lame) but she could see it was a unique pickup line. My 5th set my target actually asked me and my wing “so, is this your ‘thing’ you guys do?” to which I replied “aww, that’s cute, you really do think I’m hitting on you! truth is, you remind me of my lil sister!” my target: “how old is she?” me: “she’s 16″ her: “well i’m 15″ me: “bullshit! you’re at least 21, but you’re cute” So I got called out twice on using the routine as a pickup (AFTER they said my name) but I just acted like it wasn’t a deal at all. 3/5
4. What is the hook point strength of this routine? It hooked strong 5/5
5. Rapport building strength? 3/5 as the opener itself didn’t have much rapport, just a fun way to begin conversation, but there was a small instant connection when I told them they saved me from having a bad night.
6. Your PUA-AFC level? 3/5
7. Number of times tested? 6x, from a simple 1 set to a 4set, mostly 3 sets
8. Any additional insight? The girls seemed to enjoy being the key to breaking my silence. For the most part, my targets friends didn’t engage so much, they just wanted to see what was written on the napkin but they allowed me to do my routine to my target
9. How did you transition out of this opener? I continued to be playful and would also use the myspace opener asking them for their inpute. I would also come back to a few of my targets with my wing and tell my target “hey, my friend doesnt believe that I got you to say my name, what’s my name?” and they’d answer without skipping a beat. Definately a solid simple opener but I gotta continue to work on my transition to keep my targets/sets engaged.
Good stuff, Evolve! Look forward to testing out some more of your material.
~Tico
January 17th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Both me and my wing were excited on using this one and it has definitely become a favorite of mine now
1. Does it open successfully? Yes astonishingly it made alot of cold, shielded HB10s become comfortable 5/5
2. How difficult is this routine to master? Easoest opener I’ve ever used 1/5
3. Did you get called out on using this routine? Not once 5/5
4. What is the hook point strength of this routine? Its hysterical, acts upon regression, and is great for loud clubs 4/5 (better for HB10s)
5. Rapport building strength? low 1/5
6. Your PUA-AFC level? i’d still say 2/5 getting better tho =)
7. Number of times tested? 8 times
8. Any additional insight? The higher the girls level the better chance you have of dropping her shield
9. How did you transition out of this opener? (Give specific details) (for solo) I went right to DHV with magic or ESP tricks saying you did me a favor now I’m gonna play a game with you. 5 questions routines worked real well right after that as well. (for sets) People asked why people call me Prodigy so i went into DHV stories.
Sarge on.
January 18th, 2009 at 9:58 am
IT BACKFIRED! ! !
Thats right. Read on for more info:
So, me and my wing go out to use this and the first club we hit was not very target rich. We were kind of thinking it was because it was 2 DEGREES outside with a -18 windchill. So, we bounce to another club. At this point, my wing tries to flag this girl down that is actually walking RIGHT BY HIM (this guy was flapping his arms like a bird getting ready to lift off). We all laugh at his blow out. So, I handed him $60 and told him, if I don’t open atleast 3 sets with this, you can keep the money.
BAM!!!!
I walk right up to one girl and get her attention. I hand her the napkin and she reads it (funny thing was, it was a BLACK NAPKIN from a previous CLUB. This club had WHITE NAPKINS). She looks at me and asks if this is a joke. I flipped it over and she read the rest of it. She laughed and asked what my name was. . . I flipped it open and I actually put a “BIT” of a twist on it (I KNOW I KNOW, use it as it was written, but I thought it was funnier that I made her say my name THREE TIMES just like in BEETLEJUICE). She said my name 3 times and I came to life.
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i180/drewder/102_0049.jpg
Yeah, my wing caught me with an “OH FACE”. . . She had fun with it and it worked quite well.
Then, the FIRST GIRL that blew my wing out passed by me shortly after. Instead of flapping my arms like a bird, I just grabbed her by the elbow and handed her the NAPKIN. As soon as she read it all, she looked at me and said, “OH HELL NO. This is TOO GOOD. I am taking you with me and you aren’t going to say a DAMN THING. LETS GO GET SHOTS. . .” She seriously would not say my NAME. . . I couldn’t talk, but that was half the fun of it. My wing followed and told her that if I spoke, I would have to buy everyone SHOTS. Once we got to the bar, we ordered shots of water (I still couldn’t speak). As soon as I could, I found another 2 set of SUPER hot girls walking by and gave them the napkin. By this time, my wing and the girl turn and tell the other set NOT TO SAY MY NAME. . . They evenutally all said my name 3 times and I scored a pic with the DEVIOUS girl.
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i180/drewder/102_0050.jpg
She brought us back to her friends, but sadly enough, it was a table full of AMOGs. We ended up bouncing from that point.
We then go to another bar a block away and I opened a big set with it. I was actually doing it to WING my friend. Come to find out, the only person in the set that actually went for it was a GUY. He was pretty chill, but the girls ended up laughing and going back to their other friends. . .
I would have tested it last night, today, and tomorrow, but I am actually going to take a break. . . I ended up getting sick yesterday and I am taking meds. I am not giving up on this one. I have more to test this on, just not until I get to feeling better.
1. Does it open successfully? Yes 4/5
2. How difficult is this routine to master? SUPER EASY 1/5 for difficulty
3. Did you get called out on using this routine? Nope 5/5
4. What is the hook point strength of this routine? Incredibly strong once delivered
5. Rapport building strength? STRONG
6. Your PUA-AFC level? 3/5 on PUA level
7. Number of times tested? 3 times (I could have done SO many more if I didn’t get sick).
8. Any additional insight? Run with it. It is a ROLE PLAYER. Have as much fun as you possibly can. If they ask you it’s a game, shoot them a stern look. Once the Jack is out of the BOX, tell them the story.
9. How did you transition out of this opener? I broke out into story mode to try and build Comfort. No matter what, I just tried to have fun, but also close as well.
January 18th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
i like evolve. he should write a book.
January 18th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Not bad at all, I’d say not quite as good as the myspace opener for quiet settings. But in loud venues where verbal communication is all but impossible this is the nuts.
1- This opened very well 5/5
2- Very easy to master 1/5
3- Not at all 5/5
4- This is fantastic, it opens, disqualifies and hooks. Furthermore it’s very easy to press forwards from this as you can launch into just about anything you like. 4/5
5- Shows your playful side if she’s diggin that you are in luck. 3/5
6- rAFC-Beginner PUA
7- I went a little crazy on this one to make up for last week. All in all I tested it 37 times.
8- This works wonders in loud clubs. If your target is there with friends, sometimes its better to show the napkin to only her and not her friends. It will arouse her friends curiosity and make them want to come and talk to you to find out what it said.
9- The first 5 or 6 times I thanked her for un jinxing me then asked if she was superstitious and stacked into palm reading or rings for DHV then I came to an incredible realisation.
The next 30 tests I spent telling her that my friend would not believe that she had un jinxed me and asked her to come over to my friend and say my name again in front of him so I could be un jinxed. When she says your name say it at the same time and jinx her
pinching, teasing and mad kino follow. Give her the pen and ask her whats in it for you if you un jinx her. Its all fun and games, where you take it from there is all up to you 
January 19th, 2009 at 12:17 am
Impressive work guys!
I’m glad to see that everyone’s kicking ass on this opener.
Keep it up!
Evolve
January 19th, 2009 at 8:05 am
Evolve, this one is a gold and DHV by itself cos you and your friends are having a good time no matter what. One of the sets didn’t know what the whole jinx thing was and I had to explain to them in my own terms and they thought it was so cool…wanted to try it next time they went out.
Pure GOLD.
1.does it open successfully? YES
2.Difficulty level to master ? 1/5
3.Called on using routine ? 0
4.Hook point ? 5/5 (after they said my name, I would body rock and then stack (cold read))
5.Rapport building strength ? 2/5 (depends on what you say after that)
6.AFC to PUA level: 2.5/5
7.# of times tested? 2 and i closed both the times
8.Additional insight ? I think body rock after they say your name is super cool. Also when i was building rapport with a girl I told her she cute and wanted to know her better and so I made the whole thing up…and went in qualification.
9. Transitioning : Body rock and go into cold read or best friends test. First set I opened I did the best friends test and the second set I opened I did a cold read about the girl who said my name that she looked like the most innocent girl in the club and stacked on.
Also Evolve, I know you are a busy man but anytime you come down to CT…Give a heads up man..I’ve always wanted to meet you and want to have an experience of gaming with a real PUA. You’ve even written back to some of my FR in the forum …so I’m excited to tell you I’ve progressed from where I started and I’m getting better.
January 19th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Opened two single sets with this last night. A little unsure about it. The first time the girl came up next to me at the bar and showed her the napkin. At first she tried ignoring it but I kept pointing to it and finally she broke and played along. Ended up talking to her for a little while after. The second set was worse. I approached her at the bar and showed her the napkin. She immediately said my name, but then as I thanked her and started to transition she quickly introduced me to her “boyfriend”, who seemed surprised to be called that. So in that respect I guess it came off as an obvious pickup line. Or maybe I just didn’t deliver it the best way. Regardless, Im keeping this in my toolbox and was fun to actually go out and use to push past the comfort zone.
1. Does it open successfully? 3/5. Opened, but thinking it came off as too contrived in that second set
2. How difficult is this routine to master? 5/5 Not hard at all to remember, just need to remember to keep the body language correct
3. Did you get called out on using this routine? 3/5 While not called out per se, the second girl seemed like she knew it was a pickup line and immediately brought up her ‘boyfriend’
4. What is the hook point strength of this routine? 3/5 The first girl had fun once she was convinced to actually unjinx me. It didn’t hurt that I had a friend come up and tell her not to unjinx me right as she was doing it to make it seem more true.
5. Rapport building strength? 3/5
6. Your PUA-AFC level? 2.5/5
7. Number of times tested? 2
8. Any additional insight? If you have a unique nickname that you can transition into a DHV story, this seems like a perfect set up for it.
9. How did you transition out of this opener? (Give specific details) Had my friends close by confirm that what was written on the napkin was actually my name. Looking back, should have had a cool DHV story about my name. Oh well, going to work on that and put it in my toolbox.
Thanks Evolve
January 19th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Opened two sets Saturday night, One of them was a friend from a few years ago who barely remembered me, the other were total strangers. The first was my friend, who opened me by saying “Hey! how are you?” not using my name. I showed her the napkin and she said “McWheels, you joker!” we talked from there, and I false time constrainted myself so I could try another set. The second set tried to ignore me, but I pulled out the napkin and showed them both sides. they werent so interested in my name at first, but asked who my friends were, what I was drinking, ect, to try to trip me up. I didnt, I just pointed to my napkin again, and one of them asked finally “Okay, I give in, what’s your name?”
1. does it open sucsessfully? 3/5, the second set had to be pushed along a bit.
2. How difficult is this routine to master? 4/5, the body language can be an issue, I’m generally pretty subdued.
3. Did you get called out during this routine? 0. None.
4. Hook Point Stregnth? 3.5/5. Its pretty good, though not prefect.
5. Rapport building? 3/5, they knew that I would stick to my plans.
6. PUA-AFC level: 2/5,
7. Times Tested: 2
8. Additional Insights: I used my nickname, but had difficulty transitioning out of it.
9. How did you transition out of the opener: With the first one, I already knew her so we talked about school and where we are moving to. The second we talked about our names and danced for a while. Eventually I Number Closed the second chick!
Thanks Evolve!
January 19th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Just a quick note…
Dear Evolve.
Thank you. For having the first form of Pivot direction in addition to notes that I’ve seen thus far.
That helps me out a great deal. Please continue to do this so I can learn MORE about how to add to routines by serving as a pivot.
<3 Fun
January 22nd, 2009 at 9:47 am
Fun,
You can be sure that all my routines will include optional pivot material.
Glad you enjoyed it!
Evolve
January 27th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
didn’t understand what was meant on the backside
dont give me that’hes hitting on me face, your not even my type. ???