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Who cares about the oceans besides dirty hippies? CHICKS!

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Who knew that talking about large bodies of water would help you talk to girls?

ME!

I knew this opener was going to kick ass. I have seen guys with 0% experience use this opener successfully only seconds after I taught them it. This is my GO TO opener when guys ask for one in a Stylelife flashchat.

Just like recycling, I don’t care about the oceans! I care even LESS about the last part of this Routine Stack, but it works just too damn well for me that I HAVE to use it!

 

So quickly onto the results!-

 

 

1. Does it open successfully?

Out of 6 testers, all said it worked successfully.  5/5 for SUCCESS.

 

2. How difficult is this routine to master?

Out of 6 testers, all said it was really easy. 5/5 For Easy to Master

 

3. Did you get called out on using this routine?

Out of 6 testers, only 1 person said there was a close call, but no one got called out. 5/5 for NOT getting Called Out.

 

4. What is the hook point strength of this routine?

Out of 6 testers, 5 said it was pretty strong, while 1 person didn’t answer. 4/5 for Hook Point Strength.

 

5. Rapport building strength?

Out of 6 testers, all 6 said it was pretty strong.  5/5 for Rapport Strength.

 

6. Your PUA-AFC level?

Out of 6 testers, only 1 person said they were an AFC while 5 measured in between AFC-PUA.  No one claimed to be a PUA.

 

7. Number of times tested?

34 times.

 

8. Any additional insight? What did you transition to after this? (Responses that followed: )

As soon as I got done running this one, it gave me the idea to go into, “What is the WORST possible song you have had stuck in your head. Some one said, BARBIE GIRL.” It made the night fun. I did actually have 1 girl get it right and she even named it, the GREAT Southern Ocean.


On one of the two sets I mixed this with last weeks chair opener, and I think it projected a bit more confidence instead of just having some weird question.

 

I just stacked forward with “how do you all know each other?” and teased and just had fun. It’s such a solid routine that my wings said I hooked so strongly they didn’t feel like they needed to come in. It didn’t help I was being a ’set whore’ but it was a lot of fun. Good stuff!

 

Since I’ve never gotten anyone get it right I always say “well I’ll give you a chance to redeem yourself” and then stack into another opener/routine

 

I usually said that a friend and I were having a bet, he bet me that no one can name the five oceans, I could only name 4 and I have to find someone that knows the five oceans

 

Some good comebacks if you do this to teachers would be great to have beforehand, and also where your credible source is if they insist up and down about it.

 

That last one is the comeback that I ran into the most with the 5 oceans. People would argue that there were only four, or one time it was the Antarctic Ocean no Southern Ocean.

So check back Thursday to learn part 2 of this Routine Stack. I am pretty sure many will then guess where this is going. It actually came to me in set and I ran with it, after I added more to it and it became my OH SHIT stack.

(OH SHIT when I need to kick things into gear)

 

Oh ya PICK UP LABS APPROVED!

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For those who like to cheat at tests…

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Last week I made a post about the HOTTEST Openers and asked for some suggestions for future testing. I am writing up tomorrow’s mission, which is also going to be a fun one, but wanted to give you guys a sneak peak at what is coming down the pipe.

They may not go in this order, but here is a list I have complied that we will be making missions out of.

Also keep your eyes open for another post where we come up with another important step in pick up to test and add to the list.

 

Ross Jeffries Routine/opener

Secret Handshake Set Merging – The Sneak

Same Outfit Opener – The Sneak

Sniffing Girl Opener – The Sneak

The Sneak Kiss Close – The Sneak

Micro-stepping – The Sneak

Blood Type Routine –Evolve

Astrology Opener – Evolve

Hearts Cold Read –Evolve

Who lies more- Style

5 Oceans Opener (with Stack) –Bravo

Horse Opener-Brad P

Cotton Candy Opener Brad P

Baby in the Corner – Lovedrop

Old Girlfriend – Gemini

Is this seat taken opener – Bravo

Young Marriage – Ultimate Ridiculous

Mysterious girl opener – Dave Glenn

G-String opener –Badboy

Wheelchair opener – unknown

Sex with Jesus opener –unknown

Dog or Cat person? –SLA

Defensive Girl Opener – Fate

Baby name opener – Farmer

Muary Povich Opener – Style

What’s your sign? 70’s opener

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Did telling girls you want your sister succesfully open?

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I was getting messages from guys saying that there is NO WAY they could even test this opener! A few years ago I would have maybe felt the same way. But the goal of Pick Up Labs is to see what works and what doesnt, no matter how crazy or fucked up it seems.

This opener fits into the fucked up category. A long time and respected member of the Stylelife forum RAPID brought the heat with this, the first user submitted mission. Even if it didn’t pass, this should be a mission every rAFC tries, to test their manhood. But did it work? 

The results-

 

1.  Does it work successfully?

Out of 7 testers, 6 said it worked successfully while 1 tester said it didn’t work at all.  4/5 for SUCCESSFUL

 

2.  How difficult is this routine to master?

Out of 7 testers, all said it was pretty easy to master.  5/5 for EASY

 

3.  Did you get called out on using this routine?

Out of 7 testers, 2 actually got called out, while 5 said they didn’t.  3.5/5 for Not Getting Called Out

 

4.  What is the hook point strength of this routine?

Out of 7 testers, 6 said it had a STRONG hook point, while 1 said it was WEAK.  4/5 for Strong HOOK POINT

 

5.  Rapport building strength?

Out of 7 testers, 5 said it had a strong rapport strength, while 2 said it was weak.  3.5/5 for Strong Rapport. 

 

6.  Your PUA-AFC level?

All 7 testers fell in between PUA/AFC.  Zero PUAs/AFCs

 

7.  Number of times tested?

Tested 43 times between 7 testers.

 

8.  Any additional insight?

Day Game: Approaching someone with this is like asking someone if they want to take a shot of vodka. They may not know why you’re offering them a shot of vodka, but it’s not a social norm to do so in the middle of the day.


Night Game: Same thing, offer someone a shot of vodka at night, and they still might wonder wtf is going on, drinking vodka at night is socially accepted. When running this opener, I got the impression that I was being accepted into the sets because of the absurdness of the opener.



I’m going to keep this and probably use it for warmup sets from now on, I love this opener and fully believe it should be a right of passage for new comers or anytime someone is having a really bad week.  Playfulness afterwards is key, going into DHV games afterwards usually works very well. Straight face!Call them out for being gullible or saying that they handled the obviously fake situation pretty well i guess your cool enough to hang with me.


It’s definately all about the delivery!  So it could be a fun thing to do if the set starts to fizzle, it definately stirs up some controversy and best of all, fun! I kept a straight face with a slight look of concern for my situation. I THINK the slight look of concern showed that I truly needed the help. That made it even that much more fun once I busted them on the BSness.


*It was all about the vibe.

This opener Worked much better than I had initially anticipated! AWESOME. STAMMMMP!


Yes, it will open. Yes it will hook. But it is such a messed up opener, that I just don’t feel right using it. Now, this I feel like it is really a night scene sort of opener; I have trouble visualising myself using this in a coffee shop or a book-store.

If you want to try something new, and you are good at faking your composure under all sorts of pressure, give this a shot. But I will stick with other tried and tested openers.


I always say that material is REGIONAL and depends on the crowd you use it on.  Thing is, no matter how I dropped it, no one took it seriously. Not as hard as the A.O.


 This will not go in my toolbox. Just not my style and didnt seem to work. Again, might work for other people in different environment, just not with me and now.

 

So not only did it work, it worked SURPRISINGLY WELL!

Rapid, congratulation, your mission The Incestuous Relationship Opener gets the Pick Up Labs’ Stamp of Approval!

 

Hope you guys enjoyed testing this one, the next mission fits into the fucked up group. Also I will be posting a list of the upcoming missions so you can see what is coming down the pipeline and prepare. Stay tuned.

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C’s vs U’s Results

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The results are in and I have to admit I am a little surprised. I was almost sure more guys would get called out on this, but only 1 person did!

By testing classic routines like these it just goes to show you the chances of being busted are pretty slim. Ok onto the findings.

 

1. Does this open successfully?

Out of 10 testers, 7 said they used it as an opener, while 3 said it didn’t open successfully/didn’t open with it.  3.5/5 For SUCCESSFUL OPENER

 

2. How difficult is this routine to master?

Out of 10 testers, 9 said it was an easy opener while 1 person said they had difficulty. 4.5/5 for Easy to Master.

 

3. Did you use it as part of a routine stack, if so give details?

Out of 10 testers, 8 used it in a stack, 2 did not.  4/5 for STACKERS.

 

Details:

Ran the ring finger pattern.

Ran an opener, then body rocking and then I use this routine.

Used right after strawberry fields.

After the opener or after a DHV story.

Added more “character” to following routines.

The BEST FRIENDS test.

 

4. Did you get called out on using this routine?

Out of 10 testers, 9 did not get called out, while 1 did get called out.  4.5/5 for NOT getting CALLED OUT.

 

5. What is the hook point strength of this routine?

Out of 10 testers, 9 said it has a strong hook point, while 1 said it was weak.  4.5/5 for STRONG HOOK POINT.

 

6. Rapport building strength?

Out of 10 testers, 5 said it had Strong Rapport Building Strength, while 5 testers said it was WEAK or Rapport was already built.  2.5/5 for RAPPORT STRENGTH.

 

7. Tested with or without a wing?

Out of 10 testers, 7 testers tried it with a WING and SOLO, 3 tried it without a WING, while Zero testers only tested it with a Wing. 3.5/5 for Using it Both Ways.

 

8. What was her initial reaction?

Intrigued, mostly. Curiosity. Confusion.  Disbelief. Attraction. Laughs sometimes.

 

9. Your PUA-AFC level?

Out of 10 testers, 2 were AFCs, 8 were between, 0 said they were PUAs.

 

Grading:

Hook building strength 4.5 out of 5

Rapport building strength 2.5 out of 5

Experience level needed to perform 4.5 out 5 (very easy to perform)

Busted level 4.5 out of 5 (only 1 person called out on this!)

 

Very easy to learn, great hook strength, solid rapport, and only 1 call out on such a well known routine.

Pick Up Labs Stamp of Approval!

I am reading through all the submissions for a student routine to test currently.

Do you want to be the 1st to get your personal routine tested?

Keep sending them and posting on the Elite forum!

Check back later in the week for a new mission to field test over the weekend.

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Test The Jinx Opener

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Hello Pick Up Labs testers,

In this mission you’ll be given two different opportunities for pickup labs research:

 

This week I will be asking each of you to send me $50,000. I will use the money to buy myself extravagant clothing and jewelry, as well as a throne made of human bones! Each participant will be sent a black robe and a plane ticket to visit me in a rundown church that I’ve remodeled into the new “Bone Throne Chapel.” Each person will get a complimentary brain washing and a suit of badass villain armor.

Here we will work night and day, in some cases to the death, on a serum that will give your glorious king (me) superpowers that I will use to destroy the world in the most awesome way I can think of.   

One lucky hard working researcher will be granted access to the special “sexy nurse room” where they will be cleaned and “taken care of” by the glorious sexy nurses to the music of German industrial group KMFDM.

 

Or

 

You can test out my Jinx opener!

Ever walk into a club and feel like you have nothing to say to an attractive lady?

Ever walk into a club and you have something to say but the music is so loud that no one can hear you ?

Well I know exactly what that feels like!

That’s why I created this opener – The Jinx Opener.

 

If you have AA or just need help dealing with loud venues, than give this bad boy a try.  Don’t worry you don’t have to say anything at all! It needs no words.

Whichever option you go with, I promise you that the results will be double plus pleasing.

Your new king, old friend, or current coach,

 

Evolve

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Wingman vid and next mission

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Stylelife members know that I prefer a more direct style of game.

I used a variation of a routine I use that is an either make it or break it move. Yesterday it worked 1 for 2.

The next mission is WAAAY more direct and could either work amazingly well, or crash and burn. I will be putting it up before tomorrow night so it can be tested on New Year’s Eve as well as over the weekend.

Also glad that many of you here and on the Stylelife forums dug the wingman vid Christmas present below. In the responses you can even see how it helped a few seal the deal.

So check back tomorrow for the first mission from an outside source!

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Mystery congratulates Pick Up Artist winner Simeon LIVE

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If you weren’t one of the lucky ones to make it to this insane party, which included more beautiful women than I could count, tons of MASTER PUA’s, cast from the show, and some very lucky Stylelife students, don’t worry!

The newest vid will make you feel like you were at the party with us, as we all watched and cheered as Simeon won!
Also in this video, Mystery talks about his early AFC days, I talk to Simeon about life after the show, and how a producer kicked in his bedroom door as he was getting it on with the last girl.

Greg also has a special message at the end of the vid so make sure to watch until the last second.

Check it-

Stay tuned, Pick Up Labs is evolving and you will not want to miss what we have in store!

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The final countdown

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The second season of VH1’s The Pick Up Artist has wrapped up.  Simeon was declared the winner (who was on my top 3 list against Joe D.’s) and we all got to see him win the show at the final viewing party at Neil’s house.

Mystery, Matador, Neil Strauss, Ross, Zan, Evolve, The Sneak, Gypsy, Topher, Diggler, Craig, Hawaii, and many more all were there including almost everyone from this season’s cast.

I have never seen so much alcohol disappear as fast as it did, even when we ordered a 2nd huge shipment.

This years season finale party was so much bigger than last years, you had trouble moving.

I interviewed Simeon right after he won the show and it was amazing seeing the transformation he went through, it’s hard to believe he was the same guy on episode one.  Him along with Greg and Brian (and maybe a few other guys from the show) all want to let you guys know about some things that couldn’t make it on air, and now that the show is over they can now share.  Make sure to keep checking out Pick Up Labs for that.  Also if you have any questions for them, send them to me and I will ask them for you.

This week’s mission was the final mission from the show.  Get a girl back to your place!

There are tons of steps to getting a beautiful women comfortable enough to go home with you.  This week’s mission will help you on your noble journey!

The next after party video is going to have more footage in it.  You guys asked for it, so am giving it to you.  Will post ASAP!  So see you then!

-Bravo

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Talk show SCUM, Mormons, and Porn Stars (oh my)

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I am thankful for all three!

 

Greg who sadly was kicked off this week and new fan favorite (I see a trend here) talks about the Mormon fallout and the craziest thing that has happened since the show, Ross Jeffries also stopped by and talked about his Dr. Phil apperance and his hate for all Talk show hosts….

 

-Check it

 

This next party at Neil’s house is going to be INSANE!  We are pulling out all the stops for future vids and missions here at Pick Up Labs.  Also once the show is over, the guys can finally open up and discuss everything that never made it to air.  So keep checking back for what we have in store.

 

Happy Thanksgiving!

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How to find a wingman

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First off this is NOT how to get a wingman!

Neil played this at the viewing party at his house right before watching the new episode of VH1’s The Pick Up Artist this week.  Thought you guys would dig it.

But this bring up a great point, how DO you get your friends into this?

This weeks mission will teach you the most effective ways in getting a wingman.

Originally when I learned these skills there were four of us who were all 100% dedicated to improving our lives, or so we thought.  It only took a few nights out until all that was left was Gypsy and I.  The funniest part is we both actually almost hated each other, but we were dedicated and ended up becoming best friends on our journey.

I know I would not have gotten so good, so fast, if I didn’t have a wing.

Stay tuned, coming soon a video with Greg after his elimination, as well as a special visit from the “Godfather of Seduction”

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